Dishing the shit on bread.

I've been eating too much bread...and too many chips of both the potato and the nacho variety. It makes me feel logy. Well, I've decided to start eating well again. Not that I've been eating all that poorly, really. Just too much bread and chips and that makes me logy...and prone to grumpy states. Also, the bread that I've been buying is lacking in quality. Full of things for warding off the molds. I don't need that shit! I put my bread in the fridge and that keep the molds away just fine. Simple bread, with easy to pronounce ingredients; yeah, that's the shit for me. But if I cut down the bread intake my stomach will say, "Hey, where's the food?" so I'll say, "Digest this celery!" or, "Can you handle some fucking legumes?!" or something like that and then my stomach will say, "I can dig it." and if my stomach had hands we would probably slap a high five.