Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Dr. Roboto

We're just a couple of robot doctors. I check your oil while you check my heart.

Saturday, December 20, 2008

what we need

There was a vote and for the sake of national unity us west coasters voted for a few weeks of unseasonable cold and snow. Never mind that most areas of this Great White Land consider a high of -2C to be quite fair for the first day of Winter, out here we call it cold in the strongest sense of the word. We here are all anguishing in the harsh depths of a 'wet cold'. Our non-native palm trees are suffering. I read in the newspaper that this year has the making to be the first coast-to-coast 'White Christmas' since 1971, and because it was in the newspaper that must be significant. With all of the ill will, hate, and hurt coming from our nation's capital recently, we needed this nationwide 'White Christmas' to bring us together. I only hope that come January, when all of our west coast snow is gone and we've gone back to complaining about how cold and gloomy the rain is, the rest of the nation will think of us and remember our sacrifice.