drink a beer without using your hands

My girlfriend just bought a pair of Blundstone shoes that are smaller, scuffless duplicates of my own. We were inspired by the new fashion trend sweeping South Korea (the better of the Koreas) called 'Couplelook'. I think that the next step for us is to get the 'I'm with stupid-esque' matching 'I love so-and-so' hoodies (or bunny-hugs, if you prefer), followed by matching beer hats.